Overlord's Pet

*This is Book 5 of the Alien Mate Index but it can be read as a stand-alone novel*I never wanted to be a petespecially not the pet of an arrogant, Alien Overlord.Now I'm stuck on his spaceship, learning to walk on a leash and eating a disgusting concoction called ';human chow.' Also, Sir demands that I go through ';training' of the extra-spicy variety in order to display proper pet behavior whatever that means. Will I ever get back to Earth? You'll have to read The Overlord's Pet to find out.When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up? An astronaut? A ballerina? A scientist? Whatever it was, I bet it wasn't a pet. Specifically the pet of a huge, muscular, arrogant Alien Overlord.I never wanted to be a pet either, but that seems to be my fate. I was sucked through the bathroom mirror at my Great Aunt's house by these little blue guys called ';Commercians' who run a service called The Alien Mate Index. They sold me to a huge alien with horns and a tail who told me I may call him ';Master' or ';Sir.' He made me wear a collar and taught me to walk on leash and even tried to get me to eat ';human chow!' But don't worryhe's not one of those crazy owners who forces their pet to wear clothing. NoSir thinks that clothes on a pet look ';ridiculous' so guess who gets to run around his spaceship bare-ass naked all day? I'll give you two guesses and both of them are ';me.'This isn't a fate I chose and I'm determined to escape from Sir and find my way back to Earth. But things start getting sticky when he claims that he bought me for a purpose much larger than the two of us. Does the fate of my galaxy really rest on my shoulders? And why does it require so much extra ';training' of the spicy variety? Will I ever get back to my own planet and eat a cheeseburger instead of that disgusting human chow?To find out, you'll have to read The Overlord's Pet