A Petty Bitch's Guide To Getting Even

Revenge is messy. Petty is an art form.

Someone took credit for your idea in a meeting. Your ex is suddenly "thriving" all over social media. Your frenemy keeps sending backhanded compliments, and your family thinks every dinner is open season on your life choices.

You could lose your cool. Or you could get even the smart way.

A Petty Girl's Guide is your sassy best friend in book form. It's a funny, practical handbook for handling everyday nonsense with style, strategy, and a perfectly timed smile. No drama, no regrets, and no bail money needed.

Inside, you'll learn how to:

• Claim your petty power and stop letting people walk all over you
• Turn anger into amusement, so they never see you sweat
• Set boundaries that people actually notice and respect
• Build a receipt-ready paper trail that makes your case for you
• Deliver savage-but-polite comebacks for work, family, friends, exes, and strangers
• Choose low-stakes payback that's legal and very satisfying
• Withhold attention on purpose, so silence does the talking
• Know when to let it go and glow up instead

You'll also get:

• Copy-and-paste one-liners for any situation
• Real-life scenarios, from the office to the group chat
• "Petty Moves" lists in every chapter
• A bonus Petty Girl's Cheat Sheet for quick reference

Petty, not prosecutable. Every strategy keeps your dignity, your reputation, and your record clean.

It makes a perfect gift for best friends, coworkers, sisters, or anyone who's ever bitten their tongue and wished they hadn't.