ARE THEY IN YET?

Winston the Third is a six hundred year old vampire who cannot bite properly. His fangs are blunt, his four shimmering wings refuse to fly, and he lives in a Camden basement surviving on stolen hospital bags and bad decisions. Predators are meant to be sleek and frightening. Winston looks like a tired bouncer someone glued an art project onto.

When a man turns up dead in an alley with perfect bite marks Winston can only dream of making and a trace of his own pale blue wing dust on the body, his carefully managed unlife falls apart. A fae style court made of clerks, collectors, and a very literal Hollow Crown is coming to collect the third son of a cursed family, and it has already written his name and an ordinary human woman named Lola on the invoice.

Dragged through vampire support groups, secret night dentistry, disastrous train journeys, and a northern sanctuary run by his very not dead mother, Winston has to untangle centuries of family lies before someone forces him to use the one thing he has never had. A real bite. For readers who love comic urban fantasy with sharp British humour, supernatural bureaucracy, found family, and real emotional stakes, Winston the Third delivers a fast, sweary, heartfelt ride through modern occult London.

Buy your copy of Winston the Third today and step into his chaotic supernatural London.