Both Sides Now

WARNING: This book is about you.Republicans love guns and the Prince of Peace. Democrats trust the science and their astrologer. The right wants government small enough to fit in your bedroom; the left wants it big enough to reach your refrigerator. Between the two of them, every square inch of you is covered - and nobody's noticed.BOTH SIDES NOW is a guided safari through the walking contradictions of American politics, and it follows one ironclad rule: every chapter roasts the right first, the left second, and the reader last. No heroes. No exceptions. No refunds on that basis.Inside the field guide:• 16 chapters of certified bipartisan offense - God & Guns, Freedom (Terms and Conditions Apply), Elections ("rigged exactly half the time, on an alternating schedule, like custody"), and more• 16 "True Story" files - real, documented events, from the $54 million televangelist jet to the wealthy island that welcomed fifty migrants for approximately forty-eight hours• The Ask a Moderate™ advice column - retired, in the final chapter, with a confession• Field quizzes, a shared attack-ad screenplay both parties use, the Dictionary of American Politics (A to Z), and Both Sides Bingo - valid every election cycle, foreverBy the last page you'll have laughed at the other side, winced at your own, and discovered the book's final trick: you laughed harder at one half, and you know exactly which one.The perfect gift for your brother-in-law. He's been asking for it, in a way."Do not bring this to Thanksgiving." - Your Uncle