HOA of Horror

Violation Notice

Attention, reader of HOA of Horror. The contents of this book should not serve as inspiration to take action against your own Homeowners Association. If you suspect that your HOA President may be guilty of anything from a personality defect to a felony, be advised to work within the confines of your Covenants, Conditions, and Restrictions, or the law.

In their search to uncover the truth of what is happening in the community of Mossy Oaks, Mabel Hughes and Finn Cawley have been found guilty of the following unrecommended actions:

• Petty HOA Wars
• Reverse Heists
• People Pleasing
• Inappropriate Flirtation
• Burning the Candle at Both Ends and the Middle
• Lying by Way of the Phrase, 'I'm okay'
• Regular Heists aka Light Breaking & Entering

Following their risky behavior may be seen as a breach of common sense. We advise leaving the investigation of your neighbors to the appropriate authorities. Failure to comply may result in escalation or fines.

Readers who love quirk, satire, and a bit of mystery with their romance will love HOA of Horror.

Mabel intuitively knew that the presence of the entire HOA board, clipboards in hand, in her front yard was an act of war. Maybe it was the recent loss of her grandmother, or the discovery that her house was hoarded, or the pressure of growing Anything But Country (ABC) Line Dancing through it all, but she was ready for the battle. She could never have anticipated that her "petty-spaghetti" retaliation would change her life.